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Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!


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Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui...


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santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa's wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!


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GOLU ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila.

Yeh deekh kar GOLU gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!


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Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"INDIAN FRIENDSHIP COURT"

ki dfa



"SACHI DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIEND$ FOREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?


have nice Day


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GOLU by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

GOLU : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO


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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..


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Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain


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Ye scooty kab li?
GOLU:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta


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GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

GOLU forwarded it 2 all.


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